Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments.

You know, the one's down the street who in good times refinanced their house
several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave
Runners and a Harley.



I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me
to borrow the Harley now and then?


Richard Ford
Queen Creek AZ




P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to
start making those payments?



P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year.
Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to
cabinet posts?

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07 DC SR5 Long Bed Desert Pyrite Mica, folding rear seat mod, Raptor step bars, OEM back-up camera, "iPod in the ashtray", Toytec 3" leveling kit