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rarjar · #76 (**permalink**) 10-22-2009, 06:27 AM

Dan the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to each of his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Dan could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now Dan could sit on the porch and fill-out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was Old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning Dan noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer Dan’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Dan was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the State Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result...the judges not only awarded Old Butch the No-Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Soon after, the Democrats recognized Old Butch as the Democrat of the Year... after all, he had won two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet, and he did so by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.