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Gives new meaning to the term spooning.

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Nice one Beer.

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07 DC SR5 Long Bed Desert Pyrite Mica, folding rear seat mod, Raptor step bars, OEM back-up camera, "iPod in the ashtray", Toytec 3" leveling kit

A man traveling through East Texas got lost, and stopped by a farmhouse to ask directions. His eye was caught by a pig with a wooden peg leg. So he said to the farmer "I don't think I've ever seen a pig with a peg leg. What happened to it?"

"Well," said the farmer, "this is a truly remarkable animal. A few years back, it was rooting around under the oak trees near the house and discovered truffles. This new crop has brought us a tidy income, I can assure you."

"Fascinating," said the visitor. "I never heard of truffles in Texas. But why does it have a peg leg?"

"Well," said the farmer, "just last year, I was plowing the field when I hit a stump and the tractor rolled over on top of me, when the pig heard me cry out for help, he rushed over and rooted around until he was able to drag me out from under the tractor."

"Utterly amazing." said the guy. "But why does he have a peg leg?"

"About six months ago, the farmhouse caught on fire," said the farmer, "and this pig saved our lives. He rushed upstairs, woke us all up, carried my baby daughter down the stairs and out the door by the hair. He even went back in a couple of times to make sure we were all out safely."

"Wow," said the visitor. "That is the most remarkable and heroic animal I have ever heard of. But I'm still curious, what is the story about the peg leg?"

"Well" said the farmer, "a good pig like that you don't eat all at once!"

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-wleeb

Not bad Walter!!!

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2007 Tundra Limited Double Cab 4x4 Super White
Volant CAI
Pioneer AVIC Z-2 (hard drive upgrade to AVIC Z-3)
Key FOB Tailgate Lock (courtesy of Toxarch)
OEM back-up camera w/flip down monitor microswitch mod
Sirius Satellite Radio
WeatherTech Floor Liners
20" OEM alloy wheels
Line-X Bed liner
UWS Black Powdercoat Low Profile Toolbox
DU-HA underseat storage unit
JC Whitney Black Nerf Bars
Lund Interceptor II Bug Shield
Tekonsha Voyager Brake Controller

Poor pig...but funny none the less.

The Final Election Joke



(..and they walk among us.)


The following is a funny and true story shared by a teacher who teaches AP Government at (Name deleted) High School .


In class they were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States. It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The teacher and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating ...

"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

And someday she'll vote! She probably drives already......

now that was funny

That was funny grim! Here's another oldy but pretty good one!

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the famous racetrack, Churchill Downs, to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'

Thats good...LOL

Passing that one on too rarjar. Funny stuff.