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03-21-2009, 03:31 AM
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| Heaven is a place where the police are English; the chefs are Italian; the car mechanics are German; the lovers are French and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is a place where the police are German; the chefs are English; the car mechanics are French; the lovers are Swiss and it's all organized by the Italians.
__________________ '10 CM SR5 4x2, S.A. Built & Purchased Sept '09, 5.7L, Sandy Beach Metallic, Drug Information in Lay Language    |
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03-21-2009, 04:57 AM
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03-21-2009, 07:37 AM
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03-24-2009, 03:35 PM
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| Dear President Obama, Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the one's down the street who in good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley. I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then? Richard Ford Queen Creek AZ P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments? P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?
__________________ 07 DC SR5 Long Bed Desert Pyrite Mica, folding rear seat mod, Raptor step bars, OEM back-up camera, "iPod in the ashtray", Toytec 3" leveling kit |
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04-01-2009, 12:48 PM
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__________________ T From Phoenix 2008 5.7L Tundra Dbl Cab SR5 Super White My additions See my Garage In the works for 2010  22in Rims Sound System 2/4 Drop kit TRD Anti-Sway Bar Premium Cross-Drilled Brake Rotor w/Prem Pads Diablo Trinity - Spring 2010? Mods... Autopia Foglights,Escort Passport 8500 Radar Detector, Magnaflow Dual In/Out Exhaust,Volant CAI,Putco LED interior lighting,Toyota Bedrail system, Toyota bedliner,Toyota Alarm w/o GB sensor, Window Tint. |
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04-01-2009, 01:10 PM
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| Got this one today from my trooper son-in-law! As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, we would have to increase our prices by about 10%. Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I really have struggled with how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did: I walked through our parking lot and found six 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to be let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
__________________  2007 Tundra Limited Double Cab 4x4 Super White Volant CAI Pioneer AVIC Z-2 (hard drive upgrade to AVIC Z-3) Key FOB Tailgate Lock (courtesy of Toxarch) OEM back-up camera w/flip down monitor microswitch mod Sirius Satellite Radio WeatherTech Floor Liners 20" OEM alloy wheels Line-X Bed liner UWS Black Powdercoat Low Profile Toolbox DU-HA underseat storage unit JC Whitney Black Nerf Bars Lund Interceptor II Bug Shield Tekonsha Voyager Brake Controller |
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04-01-2009, 03:00 PM
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| Good one rarjar |
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04-24-2009, 11:14 AM
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| Got this from my nephew! I think the Navy may have mistaken my orders.  "Wait a minute now, I didn't authorize ATTACKS on the Pirates, I authorized A TAX on the pirates"    |
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04-24-2009, 12:46 PM
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| Rofl!!!
__________________  2007 SR5 Crewmax 5.7L 4x4  Mods: nerf bars, Truxedo tonneau, radar detector power, 3M clear bra, fog lights, black billet grille, rear differential breather, parking sensors, Line-X, power tailgate lock, hood safety latch mod, one off driving lights behind grille, Pioneer NAV w/ OEM camera, Flowmaster 50 SUV dual/dual, blue LED dash lights, Volant CAI, Llumar tint, CompuStar Pro alarm, ProComp 6066 20" wheels, Cooper Zeon LTZ 275/60/20 tires, OME HD coilover lift, Firestone helper air bags, stereo cable lock, Tekonsha P3 brake controller All mod descriptions and pictures © 2007-2009 by Toxarch. They may be copied only for personal use and the mods may be done for non-profit only. |
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04-27-2009, 08:28 AM
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| Ahhhh, the wisdom of a "Retiree" I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well..I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine. And I'm pretty damn good at it, too!! |
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